Jody
Stubborn git
Advising newbies to take stuff they don't need is bad advice
You take a spare piece of chain with you. Not needed if you have a chain tool! You take a charging cable with you. Not needed if there is nowhere to plug it in.
Pot - Kettle?
No one said anything about chronic dehydration and the OP didn't say how long he intends to cycle for. Its not a mountain of stuff. Its a couple of swigs of water in a bottle.
Talk about pedantic.