Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Some of you spend too much time worrying about how other people spend their money. Chill. You'll give yourself an ulcer.
Or you can upgrade to the 2022 Ulcer GTE for £12,000
Some of you spend too much time worrying about how other people spend their money. Chill. You'll give yourself an ulcer.
That can be said for any purchase really!?One big fear with a £10,000 bike is that you'll look like the guy with all the gear and no idea.
No 50 year old can get max performance out of a hyper sports motor bike unless its on a track and his name is John Mcguiness (not yet 50) or Ron Haslam. Average person of riding ability would struggle to get 50% and never come close to a modern bikes limitsA 50+ year old can still get maximum performance out of a hyper sports (motor) bike, a Porsche or a pole. He'd struggle in a cat 4 race on a top-end pedal bike.
That might be your big fear. Not everyone has the same worries.
Same for the Porsche.Mr average would end up on it's roof in a ditch well before the car hit it's limits if driving on the road!No 50 year old can get max performance out of a hyper sports motor bike unless its on a track and his name is John Mcguiness (not yet 50) or Ron Haslam. Average person of riding ability would struggle to get 50% and never come close to a modern bikes limits
I have a bike that does 150mph, has lean angle ABS, multi traction control modes, track modes, anti wheelie blab blah blah. Do I need it, is it necessary, can I find the limits of the bike and ride to them ? No on all counts but thats what a modern bike is now. So because I dont need it I shouldnt buy it
As I see it, the point is that Mr Porsche could get the thing up-to 155mph* with no skill. And he could turn all the gadgets on, and drool over the leather etc ... So at least in his mind, he is making use of the extra features.Same for the Porsche.Mr average would end up on it's roof in a ditch well before the car hit it's limits if driving on the road!
I have just been into my garage and removed the left pedal from my 300 quid single speed I bought 4 years ago. I also cocked the handlebars slightly out of line, buckled the rear wheel, removed a few spokes and ensured the chain falls off every few hundred yards whilst trying to pedal with one foot..... now it matches my crap ness and I feel better I have a purchase that suits my ability. The Mason Resolution will be up for sale immediately but only to be sold to some one who can prove they have an entry to at a minimum the C2C in a day but preferably the Transcontinental race otherwise they don’t need or deserve so cannot have.Oh dear. I fear now that I'm not worthy of my Spa Steel Audax bike because I wouldn't be able to ride PBP or LEL.
I'd better go and trade it in for a crap bike to match my crapness. To guard against the off chance that someone I don't know whose opinion I don't care about might think I have all the gear and no idea.
Oh dear. I fear now that I'm not worthy of my Spa Steel Audax bike because I wouldn't be able to ride PBP or LEL.
I'd better go and trade it in for a crap bike to match my crapness. To guard against the off chance that someone I don't know whose opinion I don't care about might think I have all the gear and no idea.
Stats, facts, bar charts or graphs from reputable source to support this ?In every cycling* niche, about 5% are either gear snobs, or inverse snobs. The vast majority really don't care, but they make much less noise!
(probably the same in other sports, I suspect.)
It's a joke, nothing else.
Shoot bikes or soot bikes?We both know that, but people with shoot bikes have no sense of humour 😆