How Long is a Piece of String?

[661-Pete]

Just asking.

 

[Fnaar]

No you're not. You're just stringing us along

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Twice as long as half. Simples.

 

[marinyork]

Could be infinite. Could be somewhere round the plank scale.

 

[Cardiac]

How long....

About 3 weeks.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Somebody has a theory about string... it's out of this world.

 

[tyred]

One perch.

 

[Aperitif]

The answer is:

Size: All.

 

[ventoux50]

14 lbs

 

[Fab Foodie]

I've checked Mrs FF's strings an they all say size 10 to 12.

 

[mickle]

Somewhat.

 

[Arch]

<holds hands up, apart>

This long.

 

[Keith Oates]

As long as you want !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aperitif]

You are getting some ropey answers here, Pete. String is balls sometimes.

 

[mr_hippo]

Twice half the length.