I started when I was tiny, I think my first bike was called a BoBo, which was a rip-off miniature chopper. Much smaller than a Tomahawk. I then moved on to a proper genuine Yellow Chopper, which was my pride and joy. I did envy all the Grifter riders, but my chopper could pull the best wheelies! I remember going over ramps was a nightmare on it because it would just flip straight over. I
think I might have had a Grifter or something like it for a while, but my memory of that has faded.
The next bike I remember getting was a Sun 10 speed racer, which I used for a paper-round as well as general getting about. The left pedal used to fall off unless you rode it
just so which proved to be good because it was stolen at least 5 times and recovered by the police with the pedal nearby! They actually got to know me and one time took the bike back to the papershop before I'd even finished my round!
Sadly, the last time it was nicked, it got run over
Then I moved on to one of the first Dawes mountain bikes, which I used to use to visit my then girlfriend (now wife

). I used to frequently run out of batteries for my lights (expensive and I only had a paper round!) so I'd tell her I HAD to leave before dark. Of course, several hours of teenaged wossname later (we were 14), I'd have to ride home in the dark down unlit roads through the woods. I vividly remember one patch where I was convinced werewolves lived after watching American Werewolf in London!
I was never killed on this ride home, which is a bit of a miracle to be honest - it's a fast straight Roman road which cars go down quick!
That Dawes lasted me a good long time and I used it to commute to my first job, which was about 3 or 4 miles from home. Once I had some money and me and Mrs Woz bought our first flat, we bought matching GT bikes. Mine was a Karakoram, which I still have and love.
I commuted on the GT to work, and used it to ride the local massive woodland near my house, and continue to do so. She's 18 this year I think!
Since I bought her, I've done a stint of work in Oxford and London, so commuted by train and bought a red Brompton for that.
Then I got work that was 10 miles from home, and did infrequent commuting by bike there. The next job was 13 miles from home and I didn't think the roads were ones that would be safe for year-round commuting so my cycling reduced a bit. However, I bought a racer off a mate for 20 quid:
and found that contrary to the opinion I'd held for the 5 years I've been working in this town, the commute is actually
blissful!
The racer just wasn't up to the 26 mile round trip, and on one occasion I got 5 flats in a single day

So I joined the cycle to work scheme and bought a tourer:
Which has been fabulous. I still ride the racer for nipping to the shops and the GT gets an occasional blast in the woods too.
So, I've been riding pretty much non-stop since I was maybe 5, which is 35 years now. I'm a bit more militant about it recently though and I consider myself a Cyclist, rather than someone who happens to ride a bike!
Funny thing is, my friends seem to think I'm always buying bikes but in the last 35 years, I've only ever bought 4 new ones!
Ooops, sorry for the long post!