You may joke but this is actually not far from the truth!
I did an Evan's Cycles 'Ride It' event from Rochdale in February a couple of winters ago. It was brassic, temperatures peaked around 0˚C during the day. Driving the 10 miles to the start in the morning with my bike on the roofrack and arrived to find the bike had grown a thick crust of fog ice during the trip. Attendance was much reduced due to the weather and road conditions with many roads being iced or frosted for the entire day. Regardless, I set off on the longest route option (had already done the long MTB 'Ride It' route the day before in a heroic back-to-back double ride attempt) and out in the Pennine hills, on the borders between Lancashire and Yorkshire, I passed a solitary farm and hung out on the washing line in the garden, gently creaking in the cold breeze, was the frozen laundry of the family that lived there. God only knows how they thought it would dry?