I like to annoy by neighbours by whipping out a hose pipe to fill a bucket.
Last time the water companies uttered dark warnings about a ban it started to rain, and didn't stop for 2 years.
Up to a third of pumping capacity is lost through leakage in the distribution network. The companies shou,d jnest some of their profits in sorting it before baing allowed to impose a ban. Perhaps a law that any firm with over 10% leakage losses should not be allowed to impose bans? The water firms counter this, saying it would take years, even decades to fix the network, to which I reply to the effect that the sooner they start the better.