How do you fix a broken heart?

[Pat "5mph"]

Don't bother fixing a broken heart, it has a lifetime guarantee anyway

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

CPR? AED?

 

[Cyclopathic]

If you love someone
set them free
If they come back they’re yours
if they don’t they never were.

No worries. They're safe under the patio.

 

[stephec]

Lots of meaningless sex.

By finding someone who deserves a whole one

Are these two posts connected?

 

[mrandmrspoves]

Lots of meaningless sex.

Is sex ever meaningless?

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Just go for lots of long, scenic bike rides . As Arthur Conan Doyle said:

When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly seems worth having, just mount a bicycle and go out for a spin down the road, without thought on anything but the ride you are taking.

Slightly OT, but I also found this pearler:

Never worry about being overtaken by a grey bearded old man. Keep training and one day that will be you.

^^^ This is my new motto .

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Distraction is the cure. Distract distract distract.

 

[slowmotion]

CABG seems to be working for me.
In younger days, loads of alcohol and meaningless sex. ( Alas, more alcohol than sex actually)

Edit: Just stay busy, busy, busy.

 

[Kestevan]

sleep with her girlfriend

always annoys them to hell......................................so I've heard.....

Sister works better............. so I've heard

 

[just jim]

New external hearts are a doddle to replace - no point in repairing them. Take yourself down to your LBS and talk over the options. Shimano are phasing out the internal type altogether.

 

[tyred]

Is this one of these cheapo Toys-r-us HSO made from cheese?

Personally my heart is made from Reynolds 531 tubing although I fancy an upgrade to titanium.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Is this one of these cheapo Toys-r-us HSO made from cheese?

Personally my heart is made from Reynolds 531 tubing although I fancy an upgrade to titanium.

Nah, 531-durable and easy to weld or braze. Leave the exotic stuff to the race car set.

 

[winjim]

http://www.iflscience.com/health-an...s-found-coronary-arteries#F3ubyy79FozQqmUv.99

 

[John the Monkey]

I think Al Green had some ideas.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgAFcvIw8J4

 

[John the Monkey]

Or maybe that Jason Statham. Unless the "Crank" films have lied to me, running around shouting a lot seems to be the key.