How do you fix a broken heart?

[Cyclopathic]

Just in case.

 

[ayceejay]

Post it here and have the pixx taken out of you mercilessly.

 

[winjim]

Gaffer tape.

 

[Saluki]

Well don't, whatever you do, take it to halfords.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[Markymark]

Lots of meaningless sex.

 

[Crackle]

Wizard of Oz.

 

[jnrmczip]

By finding someone who deserves a whole one

 

[numbnuts]

If you love someone
set them free
If they come back they’re yours
if they don’t they never were.

 

[clarion]

It'll buff out.

 

[andrew_s]

Go round to Papworth Hospital and ask them to start looking for a replacement.

 

[John the Canuck]

sleep with her girlfriend

always annoys them to hell......................................so I've heard.....

 

[Deleted member 35268]

There must be a tool for this problem ?

 

[mustang1]

Grease. Or Vaseline.

 

[Sillyoldman]

Go for a bike ride