I like that but no.But a true story.I did a lot of volunteer work when i retired.One job was to weed the graveyard.So one morning I am on my knees pulling up weeds,when I heard crying.Looking up I see this bloke hanging on to a grave stone wailing why did you die. I went over to try and console him.So sorry fella,it it your wife.Looking at me through tears he said no,it's the wife's first husband.Not in the graveyard, I hope! 😳😲
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That's a cute story Haha wondering how exaggerated the part about girls throwing themselves at you is If that's true maybe I need dating tips from uncle Drago.Id separated from Mrs D mark 1, and sucdenly the chicks were throwing themselves at me. Honest, not bragging, but I was getting chatted up all over the place by single lady coppers. I was still quite raw and it was all a bit much, and while a bunk up might have been fun I politely declined all offers due to the high likelihood of being treated badly and getting hurt even worse that I was already feeling.
One day I got chatting to another lady bobby, much younger than me, had known her well enough to exchange pleasantriesmfor a couple of years. She was more subtle, asking how I was, offering a shoulder to cry on if I needed to have a blub, much less full on. Anyway, after a few weeks of friendly chatting I asked her out on a date and she accepted. The rest is history.
I was just about to type exactly the same thing. How sad.She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met her.
Then you must have been a good looking young chap.No, seriously, the fadge was all over me, including a couple of very attractive ones that i would have normally thought would be out of my league.
However, for a copper of my generation I was the rarest of beasts - a bobby that actually had control over his groin.