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Drago

Legendary Member
We can't be expected to get off our horses to clean up dung in the road, that's just an accident waiting to happen.

Where as horse turd squashed into the road surface and made slimy in the rain isn't an accident waiting to happen?

If I rode about with a bucket of damp mud and every few miles chucked a big gob of it randomly on the floor I'd get wedgied and wet willied by the litter Nazis, so I fail to see why it's acceptable for horse riders just because it's a difficult PITA to pick it up.

I'm fairly pro horse being fellow minority road users, but the stuff they trot out as excuses for not picking their horse poop is utter rot. Bottom line is to pick it up would be a messy, smelly pain in the arriss that no one would want to do. Honesty would win them more friends than the weak merde excuses they come up with.
 
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sarahale

Über Member
Where as horse turd squashed into the road surface and made slimy in the rain isn't an accident waiting to happen?

If I rode about with a bucket of damp mud and every few miles chucked a big gob of it randomly on the floor I'd get wedgied and wet willied by the litter Nazis, so I fail to see why it's acceptable contours riders just because it's a difficult PITA to pick it up.

I'm fairly pro horse being fellow minority road users, but the stuff they trot out as excuses for not picking their horse poop is utter rot. Bottom line is to pick it up would be a messy, smelly pain in the arriss that no one would want to do. Honesty would win them more friends than the weak merde excuses they come up with.


As I said I've cycled around it for 4 years with no problem.
 

sarahale

Über Member
Also I spend approximately an hour every day picking up my horses dung from the field, stable and yard area and I agree it is a messy, smelly job but it's not one I avoid when it is safe to do so. But I simply don't see how I am expected to dismount, shovel the dung into a bag on his back and get back on board whilst holding onto him in the middle of the road?
 

Drago

Legendary Member
As I said I've cycled around it for 4 years with no problem.

I've never broken my pelvis coming off on slimy horse guano. Doesn't mean I never will, or that no one else has ever come a cropper on it.

How you pick up horse do is your problem to sort, not ours to come up with a solution on your behalf. If you cant be arrissed to climb off and shovel it up (and theres nothing really stopping you except the will to do so - I remember the Rag and Bone man used to scrape up his horses mess without any grief when I were sprog) then you can arrange for someone to follow and do it on your behalf.

You're fit enough to climb up on a horse and enjoy the good times, you're fit enough to climb back down and suffer the bad times.

To be honest, I really don't care about the poop. I don't think its a real problem. It just irks me that horsey types trot out all the crappy excuses, when the bottom line is its simply a messy, unpleasant task and they'd rather not do it. The only barrier is the will to do so, nothing more.

But I simply don't see how I am expected to dismount, shovel the dung into a bag on his back and get back on board whilst holding onto him in the middle of the road?

Then stay off the roads.
 
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Venod

Eh up
Location
Yorkshire
Also I spend approximately an hour every day picking up my horses dung from the field, stable and yard area and I agree it is a messy, smelly job but it's not one I avoid when it is safe to do so. But I simply don't see how I am expected to dismount, shovel the dung into a bag on his back and get back on board whilst holding onto him in the middle of the road?

So if that's not possible, don't ride in public places, then the shoot won't offend.
 

Origamist

Legendary Member
Can't say horse crap has ever bothered me, I must be mellowing. That said, I'm not so keen on geese sh*t as that really sticks to your frame.
 
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