holidaymakers complaints

[mr Mag00]

I dont read this rag, this was sent to me.


some made me chuckle at this late time of night

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I dont read this rag, this was sent to me.


some made me chuckle at this late time of night

The best is the complaint about the lack of air conditioning outside buildings.

 

[mr Mag00]

yh yh

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

And then someone found that there were foreigners outside the UK.

 

[mr Mag00]

we are a great nation.

 

[ComedyPilot]

There should be a common sense and IQ test BEFORE people are issued passports.

The people making those comments do not deserve the priviledge of oversees travel.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

There should be a common sense and IQ test BEFORE people are issued passports.

The people making those comments do not deserve the priviledge of oversees travel.

The one who complained that a one bedroom apartment is smaller than a three bedroom one could be quite stupid enough without travelling abroad, to find that beaches are sandy and some people outside the UK don't speak English.

 

[mr Mag00]

common sense

there is an oxymoron

 

[ComedyPilot]

there is an oxymoron

The morons are the imbeciles spreading their idiocy round the globe, in their union jack shorts and their lobster-skinned bellies.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Good stuff. My cousin, who lives in Greece and is married to a Greek bloke she met on holiday there a few years back, worked for a while as a tourist guide in their village. She regularly had to deal with complaints about how it was raining and could she do something about it, please?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I dont read this rag, this was sent to me.

It's surprising how the Daily Telegraph and Daily Mail survive when no one reads them.

 

[mr Mag00]

hahahahahahaaaaaa

i am a gruniad man or an inde if you please

 

[PaulB]

"We bought Ray-Ban sunglasses off a street trader for £3.50 only to find they were fake." What's his village doing for an idiot while he's away?

 

[got-to-get-fit]

A family were trying to befriend me, my wife and son whilst on holiday in turkey.......They were a pleasant enough family, they asked us to join them for dinner that evening. I asked "where are you going"

"Oh, the same place we have been for the last 10 nights, the old England grill" came the reply ....."they do the best egg and chips in Turkey and its only 3 quid"


"Dont you fancy trying some of the traditional local dishes" i said.

"Well we had spaghetti bolognese the first night but the kids wont eat that foriegn muck" They said.

At this point i politely declined their invitation.

 

[mr Mag00]

*shakes head*