HELP!

[Dayvo]

What is

growing out of the top of your head ?

on the end of your handle bars ?

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Streetlights, but not growing from my helmet! If you look over my right shoulder you'll see another lot.

Bar ends on end of, er, handlebars OR bar bag! Whichever it is you don't recognise!

 

[rich p]

Seriously though, Dayvo, good luck and I hope it goes well. My misssus says that if I wasn't so good looking she'd take a punt on you

 

[Aperitif]

Seriously though, Dayvo, good luck and I hope it goes well. My misssus says that if I wasn't so good looking she'd take a punt on you

One's got a flat bottom and the other is...

Do you have to take the missus' guide dog out now rich?

Yeah have fun Dayvo.

 

[Aperitif]

Any 'latest scores' Dayvo?

 

[rich p]

Hopefully he's one up at half time

 

[Lardyboy]

As someone famous once said......

"I'm not looking for Miss Right, I'm looking for Miss Right-Now!"

 

[Dayvo]

Any 'latest scores' Dayvo?

0-0, but there's the return leg SOON. And if I have to dive in her penalty area to get a shot on goal, well, so be it!

The bird team in the next round is already looking for a fixture, both home and away!

 

[Dayvo]

'Tis funny!

If I'm in the first round of the Fuck All Cup, I've got fixtures lined up to the final.

However, the first round opponent is VERY difficult to overcome, and VERY pleasant to be with! I'll play for her draws!

Positive feedback and text messages pussy galore!

 

[Aperitif]

Ronaldo of the Manchest!
Starts inside left, moves inside right, goes up the middle with a little dribble - what a player! Team Dayvo - distinctive with the green stripes. The opposition see this as the team to beat because Dayvo accepts no substitutes and relishes extra time, finding Annette once or twice in the course of play...
Untied?
United!
Enjoy the draw of the First Cup of the Day Dayvo!

 

[ComedyPilot]

So many women, so few Dayvos to go around.

Would gladly put my trunks on and help you out, but Mrs CP would have a few words to say about that.

 

[Dayvo]

finding Annette once or twice in the course of play...

Funny, that was the name of the Stockholm lady I recently broke up with!

And yesterdays' date was/is called Jeanette!

 

[Dayvo]

Just a thought/memory!

After a strong run up the middle, he surges into the box and shoots . . . it's in the back of a net!

What a way to go one up!

 

[Speicher]

O Slow down!

 

[Dayvo]

O Slow down!

No way!

 

[Speicher]

Have you had breakfast yet, are you getting Hungary?

I suggest you Romania your cottage until this afternoon.

Then you could Bucherest day off?