Help needed.

[Oldhippy]

Mrs Oldhippy is always mocking me when I see people on TV from my youth and comment how old they are looking. Apparently I've aged as well! Big beard does the trick and don't notice.

 

[MartinQ]

Could someone suggest a way i can get rid of the old man that lives inside my bathroom mirror.Every morning as i go for a shave,he appears,i know my eyesight is dodgy.But this old bloke is well quite disturbing.Baggy eyes scraggy neck double chin.I have no idea why he has took up residence in our bathroom.So any incantations i can use would be gratefully received.

Beer, everything is soft focus.

 

[roley poley]

chill ..mirrors never reflect a person's inner beauty xx

 

[Pikey]

Didn't work for me @Pikey . I'm currently sporting a full beard ... an attempt at a hipster.Unfortunately it is a white one. Mrs Donger says I look like Buster Merryfield, and it has to go. Now.

Ideal audax accessory I’d say... I’m sporting one too, it’s only grey on the chin though, maybe it will develop into full maturity as I get back into the 300k’s again...
Offer her a choice between the beard and the spd sandals @Donger, it worked for me, relationships are all about compromise

 

[classic33]

Don't worry about that old bloke, it's this one you should worry about

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A few swings would give a decent shave. If he doesn't move.