Helmets make you ride faster.

[Peteaud]

I know lots of people who have eaten them!

 

[HLaB]

But what if a helmet makes you overheat, then you'll be riding slower

 

[Peteaud]

What if a bird pecks the "helmet" and then sh*ts down your neck, making you skid into a Bloke who was watching the bird because it was a rare species. Its now dead as you run it over.

 

[annaspanna]

It is the colour.

As with everything else

Red is fastest
White is slowest
Black is for those who think they are fast, but know they are no up to the standards required to wear red!

What about Go-Faster stripes?

 

[col]

Bird pecks at helmet? unga yak fnarr

 

[Edge705]

Helmets make you ride faster. I agree

 

[mcshroom]

GOt to be true - look at all the riders in the velodromes

 

[snailracer]

I'm expecting someone to invent a helium-filled helmet that floats - for the weight-weenies.

 

[Theseus]

Bird pecks at helmet? unga yak fnarr

Birds attack helmeted riders and leave bare heads ...

 

[ufkacbln]

What if a bird pecks the "helmet" and then sh*ts down your neck, making you skid into a Bloke who was watching the bird because it was a rare species. Its now dead as you run it over.

My wife is far more house trained than that!

 

[tyred]

Proven.

Really.

That must be were I'm going wrong. Note to self: order a helmet and add 2mph to my average speed

 

[screenman]

You have to wear it on every ride you do for a month to start to notice the improvement. As I say the proof is there for all to see, only a muppet would deny it.