Hell. Are you going..

[Mad Doug Biker]

Isn't Malebolge somewhere in Sweden?

 

[cookiemonster]

Level 2 - Lustful

WOOHOOO!!!!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I did it before and got a really low answer, but this time I ended up at level 7.

Methinks its a load of nonsense (As can be seen in some of the questions anyway)!

 

[hotfuzzrj]

Level 6!

I am a good, nice, decent human being but I deserve to go to hell because I don't believe in god.

Thank God this is all a load of bow locks and that when I die my body will simply decay and provide nutrients to nearby vegetation.

Cheers religion. You're great...

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Gave up half way down the the page. Got to do something about this sheltered life I seem to be leading...

 

[Typhon]

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

First Level of Hell - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Purgatory Repending BelieversVery Low
Level 1 - LimboVirtuous Non-BelieversHigh
Level 2LustfulLow
Level 3GluttonousModerate
Level 4Prodigal and AvariciousVery Low
Level 5Wrathful and GloomyModerate
Level 6 - The City of DisHereticsLow
Level 7ViolentLow
Level 8 - The MalebolgeFraudulent, Malicious, PanderersLow
Level 9 - CocytusTreacherousLow

Not surprised really. I always figured that if there does turn out to be a God I would end up in limbo.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Some of the questions are just stupid, I mean there is one that basically says something like

'Would you give up the enjoyment of sex for the enjoyment of good food?'

Well, if you answer yes, you will be branded a glutton, and if not, you will be lustful, there is no other choice.

I answered 'No' by the way

 

[swee'pea99]

I liked the one that said something like: 'Is being a pimp a good job?'

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Purgatory. But I knew that already. Being a practising Catholic and all.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I heard that to get to heaven you need to pass a needle through a camel or something.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I heard that to get to heaven you need to pass a needle through a camel or something.

Only rich men appaz.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Only rich men appaz.

Phew, that'll be me out then!

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Life is like a mountain bike ride in the Weald on a wet and muddy day during which you crash several times and collect lots of cuts and grazes and bruises, and come home covered in blood and mud.

Purgatory is the painful undressing, and the stinging shower you take, when you get home, before sitting down to the best dinner party ever, which is Heaven.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Phew, that'll be me out then!

It's all relative.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's all relative.

Bugger, I mean, there aren't exactly many camels round these parts, you know?

Life is like a mountain bike ride in the Weald on a wet and muddy day during which you crash several times and collect lots of cuts and grazes and bruises, and come home covered in blood and mud.

Purgatory is the painful undressing, and the stinging shower you take, when you get home, before sitting down to the best dinner party ever, which is Heaven.

Whereas Hell is a clipless moment.