Tail End Charlie
Well, write it down boy ......
- Location
- In green and pleasant hills.
No I haven't, but I think I should and up my game. A couple of years ago I moved and visited the town now local to me. I sat on a bench outside M and S to watch the world go by (unbeknownst to me it was the bench the winoes frequent). A man came up to me and said something, but I only caught the words "cup of tea" so I presumed he was asking for money and I replied "no thanks, I don't have any cash", he said "no, I'm offering to buy you a tea"!!!
I am generally pretty scruffy, I've been mistaken for a gardener, builder etc over the years.
I am generally pretty scruffy, I've been mistaken for a gardener, builder etc over the years.

Puffball skirts, jelly shoes, shell suits, jeans with rolled up legs, saggy blazers, extremely LOUD knitwear, head-to-toe stonewashed denim... I even had (at one point) a mullet FFS! 
