Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
This looks like the sort of puzzle that a year or two ago would have sprouted numerous clickbait headlines of:
"Thousands in uproar over difficult Wordle Puzzle", without any clear evidence of thousands being in uproar. Maybe one rent-a-quote stating that they struggled.
I'm in uproar. I hate fives. Grr Grr Roarrr!