The first saturday of May is usually a glorious day in southern england, so a good day for a ride to the sea. This was no exception altho it was a close run thing at times.
We warmed up by zigzagging up, up and up to a grassy area overlooking the town and the sea. Through Sedlescombe, whizzing by a chapel and an ex-chapel on superbly smooth, newly laid tarmac; passing vineyards - buds just shooting; over the River Rother - sign by the bridge 'Cyclists use this road' (?!?!) - to Bodiam and its castle and handily located conveniences. Up and down, up and down and up to Brightling, Mad Jack's pyramid, observatory and obelisk. Down lovely Kings Hill Road, which I've only ascended before - wide, winding, good visibility, good surface, chasing but never catching Ross in the distance. Up into Burwash, past the local poet sitting on a bench and into the Bear for well-proportioned victuals, including our leader's infamous blueberry fortune muffins. Onto Heathfield, along the Cuckoo Trail following the axed Cuckoo Line, folk strolling with their laissez-faire canines, the canopy providing unneeded shade, keeping us on the cool side of cool. Down onto the appropriately named Pevensy Levels, flat marshy farmland and the sometime home of the Fen Raft Spider. Crossing the A259, to Normans Bay, over the tracks to Cooden Beach, passing Bexhill's de La Warr pavillion - seen better from sea side rather than drab road side - and the rectangular brick boxes of retirement flats, back towards our starting point along Hastings' prom, cluttered with smashed yoof.
Early may is glorious along country lanes for views of the lush green grass, juxtaposed against fields of brilliantly bright rape flower and blue sky, trees in full flush of tender leaves, hazel copses engorged with bluebells, shady verges and patches of wild garlic and vibrant, aromatic lilac hanging over garden walls.
A joy of CC rides in general and Uncle Sam's in particular is the erudition of our bijou bunch. Differences of alpacas vs llamas vs vicunas, discussion of Anabaptists and their ilk, current or previous homes of Mssrs A Burgess, R Daltrey, R Smith, T Jones and E Humperdink (shared until a huge spat), and the America Ground, an area in central Hastings settled by squatters declared independent of the local authority. I missed the gypsum mine and conveyor, must pay more attention next time.
Others have commented on the variable weather. I would add that riding towards town with a vast, inky dark sky with a rainbow tail, watching it slide into the Channel was a welcome sight, any earlier and we would have been soaked.
The remainers found possibly the only adult bar in town, serving Belgian beer. When in a place called Tintins, trying the draught Captain Haddock had to be done - my mistake. The white Chimay was a vast improvement.
Thanks to Uncle Sam and Auntie Claud for organisation, to Adrian, Greg, Ross and after lunch, Andrew for company. A glorious ride.