Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
I always thought that USA and Australia are more into folk icons like say Tom Sawyer for USA or Ned Kelly for Aus.
Given that England isn't a particularly Christian place, perhaps we should do the same. It shouldn't be too difficult to come up with a figure we all agree on.
First of all we'd need some criteria. How about - No Northern monkeys. No poncy Southerners.
Hmm ... on second thoughts, an obscure Turkish bloke will do fine.