happiness is......

[numbnuts]

Going to my ex wife’s funeral ......... I really hate her

 

[Kirstie]

Ekk!

 

[Crackle]

A cigar called Hamlet.

You are at least in your mid 40's with that answer and that location

 

[Mr Phoebus]

You are at least in your mid 40's with that answer and that location

I also know the words to "Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag" but I'm neither over a hundred-years-old or a soldier.

 

[Maz]

'a-ppiness is...the thing between a man's legs.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

'a-ppiness is...the thing between a man's legs.

Or there abouts...

 

[mickle]

'a-ppiness is...the thing between a man's legs.

Did you have anyone particular in mind??

 

[John the Monkey]

Did you have anyone particular in mind??

Never has your signature line seemed more appropriate...

 

[simon_adams_uk]

Happiness is...
...a fish finger sandwich with lots of tartare sauce

S

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Ah yes, I remember bob dylan had a similar guitar / amp set up. Good choice

sacrilage sir!!

 

[ColinJ]

I don't know, I give up, what is it ?

 

[Noodley]

Getting rid of this bloody Lurgy would make me happy

Well, happier than I am anyway

 

[Crackle]

What's the score with the scab fairy then?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Finding £10 stashed away in a coat you haven't worn in ages.

 

[buggi]

Finding £10 stashed away in a coat you haven't worn in ages.

i remember the day i look at my rear in the mirror and had a shock because i thought my cellulite was showing through my trousers! turned out it was a washed crumpled £5 note!!!

double happiness... i was 5 quid better off and had less cellulite than i thought!!