Hairy Chest?

[colly]

I had ECG done a while back and the trick is to sort of sweep the chest hair 'up' and shave a small area where the sensor is in contact with the skin. When you have finished brush the hair down.

It's just like a ''comb-over''....... a la Arthur Scargill

 

[Maz]

KY jelly was recommended in the instructions as a conductive agent. No way I was walking into my local chemist and asking for that!

I did just that many years ago. Like me, the female chemist was perfectly unflustered about it, but the woman waiting for her prescription gave me a surreptitiously dirty look like I had a disease or summat, the small-minded, curtain-twitching, nosey-parker spinster!

 

[hulver]

Just be careful what you buy at the same time.

KY
Carrots
Cucumber
Aubergine

Gets you some funny looks at the checkout

 

[colly]

Just be careful what you buy at the same time.

KY
Carrots
Cucumber
Aubergine

Gets you some funny looks at the checkout

So you have personal experience of that???

 

[Bigtwin]

Just be careful what you buy at the same time.

KY
Carrots
Cucumber
Aubergine

Gets you some funny looks at the checkout

...hamster feed...

 

[roadjunkie]

Im not a Yeti! I have (did) a james bond style hairy chest..I always rub water on the sensor but it will only work after a shave. I should probably point out I use a beard trimmer on the lowest setting, I dont wet shave my chest having nearly ripped my nipple off once! I will try reversing it and wearing the sensor on my back, it would be great if I could keep my prize asset and be able to monitor the old ticker!!

 

[Black Sheep]

Never shave your chest! Be a man. Look like one!

i don't have a hairy chest

 

[Black Sheep]

Just be careful what you buy at the same time.

KY
Carrots
Cucumber
Aubergine

Gets you some funny looks at the checkout

try KY, pineapple, pumpkin and butternut squash

 

[sticky sherbert]

Just be careful what you buy at the same time.

KY
Carrots
Cucumber
Aubergine

Gets you some funny looks at the checkout

I worked a spell in the vilage store some years back, once a month my nieghbour would come in for his porn subscription and a packet of dummies, his brother came in once a month for condoms and headache tablets!

 

[Auntie Helen]

i don't have a hairy chest

Something to aspire to, perhaps!

 

[ColinJ]

Joan Collins said she would never date a man with greying chest hair.

How would she know? Did she vet men's chests before agreeing to date them?

Actually, I think it's a fair rule - I'd be reluctant to date a woman who had greying chest hair!

 

[Black Sheep]

Something to aspire to, perhaps!

my fiancee is quite glad i don't have a hairy chest apparently.

 

[Auntie Helen]

That's what they all say when they're young... then they learn

Actually it's quite interesting to see how different peoples' preferences are. I'm a reviewer of books and it's quite noticeable that in certain genres the men tend to be given hairy chests to supposedly add to the manliness of them (for example, historical romances).

 

[colly]

Actually, I think it's a fair rule - I'd be reluctant to date a woman who had greying chest hair!

You don't know what you are missing mate!!

 

[ChrisKH]

Although attractive to some I have to say I detest my body hair. I just haven't found any volunteers who would be prepared to wax me once a month yet.