Guess what I eat just once a year?

[Aperitif]

Ooh, a nice big doner really hits the spot... but not with the ketchup mentioned in OP. Chilli sauce yes, ketchup no. Now ketchup on chips....

Interestingly, I know a song (written by a guy I used to know) called "I want a kebab".

...with accompaniment from the organ doner...

 

[Fnaar]

...with accompaniment from the organ doner...

 

[bikie]

I wouldn't eat a doner kebab. I've seen what goes in them besides the stuff that is supposed to be in them. Then that skewer of meat just sits in the warm in the back room for days on end before going in front of the burners for another couple of days.

Please tell me what you saw go into them

 

[DaveP]

Yup large Doner is nice, but I do have a weakness for Halep Sauce....

Got to go now mouth watering......

 

[palinurus]

Every now and then I get a bag of chips from a chip shop but I'm always dissapointed with them. I don't do it often enough to find out where the good chippies are.

 

[Ranger]

Come on all you Scots "Munchie box, Munchie box"

There has been a thread about them on here before, but for the uninitiated take 1 x 16" pizza box and add the following:

1 large portion Chips
1 portion Donner meat (enough to cover the chips)
Chilli Sauce
1 x portion Spicy Onions
2 x Spam fritter
2 x pineapple fritter
4 x Mushroom fritter
4 x chicken pakora (red batter and deep fried)
6 x vegetable pakora (deep fried)
Salad (to be removed and thrown in nearest bin)
2 litres of Irn-Bru (diet is not an option)

Stereotypes, what stereotypes (I have seen pizza deep fried in a chippy though)

 

[BigonaBianchi]

arnt you hungry?...or did anybody already do that gag?

 

[Greedo]

Sounds magic!

In Brussels at New Year there were quite a few shops in the Grand Place. They looked fantastic! Kept meaning to get one

Take-away tonight (on the wife!)

I'm having a - wait for it - my annual

LARGE DONER KEBAB!!!!!

With all the salad, pepper, hot chilli sauce on top. And an extra nan-bread. When home I shall then soak it in lemon juice, vinegar and ketchup as well.

Hmmmmmmm.....

Yum Yum