Greetings Mankind

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

I AM BIDDING YOU ALL A GUT EVENINK. PLEASE TO BE MAKING THE MOST OF THESE, YOU LAST DAYS IN ZIS CURRENT DIMENSION. PLEASE TO BE BUCKLINK SEATBELTS UND VEDGING YOUR HEAD BETWEEN ZE BUTTOCKS OF ZE PASSENGER IN FRONT. IF YOU ARE VISHING, PLEASE TO SUCK SOME TOBLERONE. ZIS VILL NOT HELP BUT IS NICE.

 

[jonesy]

Oh no, the stars are going out!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/s4/episodes/

 

[wafflycat]

I AM BIDDING YOU ALL A GUT EVENINK. PLEASE TO BE MAKING THE MOST OF THESE, YOU LAST DAYS IN ZIS CURRENT DIMENSION. PLEASE TO BE BUCKLINK SEATBELTS UND VEDGING YOUR HEAD BETWEEN ZE BUTTOCKS OF ZE PASSENGER IN FRONT. IF YOU ARE VISHING, PLEASE TO SUCK SOME TOBLERONE. ZIS VILL NOT HELP BUT IS NICE.

Even this size isn't enough for the entire forum to suck I bought Mr Wafflycat one for Christmas one year. It lasted a long, long time.

 

[Dayvo]

Oooh! Could I have a white milk piece of Toblerone, please. That's my fave!

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

Even this size isn't enough for the entire forum to suck I bought Mr Wafflycat one for Christmas one year. It lasted a long, long time.

I VILL ATTEMPT TO FIND YOU SOMETHING BIGGER TO SUCK. ZER ARE MANY SHOPS. UNTIL VEDNESDAY AT LEAST.

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

Hello. Do you like terriers?

YES, BUT I COULD NOT EAT A WHOLE VUN.
I MAKE ZE JOKE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[wafflycat]

I VILL ATTEMPT TO FIND YOU SOMETHING BIGGER TO SUCK. ZER ARE MANY SHOPS. UNTIL VEDNESDAY AT LEAST.

Size is not everything, dear LHC. You should know, you excel at the teeny tiny

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

Size is not everything, dear LHC. You should know, you excel at the teeny tiny

MANY THINGS LOOK TEENY TINY VEN ZEY ARE INSIDE A HUGE SPACE.

 

[Melvil]

Mr Hadron,

Is your black hole the last thing I will ever see?

 

[yenrod]

Mr Hadron,

Is your black hole the last thing I will ever see?

 

[mondobongo]

Jeez I nearly choked to death reading that yenners.

 

[TVC]

Welcome on board Collider.

A quick question - would it help if we wore helmets on wednesday?

I only ask because I think our last couple of days in existance would be most wisely spent regurgetating the cycle helmet debate.

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

Welcome on board Collider.

A quick question - would it help if we wore helmets on wednesday?

I only ask because I think our last couple of days in existance would be most wisely spent regurgetating the cycle helmet debate.

YES. YOU VILL FEEL HAPPY AND SAFE.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Will Happy and Safe report us for gross misconduct, or do they enjoy being manhandled by strangers?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

How about kitting everybody out in full Assos kit as we munch on our Toblerones?
We could also kiss our Assos cream slavered arses goodbye.