Greedy much?

[Drago]

I'd pay 300 sheets not to see the wrinkly old warbler singing her new fangled pap songs.

 

[Smudge]

I've never forgiven her for American Pie.

 

[screenman]

I'd pay 300 sheets not to see the wrinkly old warbler singing her new fangled pap songs.

I can arrange that for you, do you want my bank details?

 

[cookiemonster]

I can arrange that for you, do you want my bank details?

Just make sure it looks like an accident.

 

[Seevio]

Just make sure it looks like an accident.

My Nan used to have accidents but once she got some of those rubberised sheets it became a lot easier to deal with.

 

[Fnaar]

Her Madge is cancelling some shows anyway, so mebbes the London shows might be in jeopardy

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50586768

 

[Blue Hills]

I'd pay 300 sheets not to see the wrinkly old warbler singing her new fangled pap songs.

Play your cards right and you could maybe get your winter flu jab thrown in:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50586768

(scroll down for Justin's anecdote)

 

[Beebo]

She’s only gone and cancelled the first show

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51250871