Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
And if you have two cars, and forget which one you're "driving", the consequences could be a bit worse than me forgetting which bike I'm riding and reaching to the down tube to change gear by mistake, or reaching into the door pocket to put the handbrake on when I'm driving a hire car abroad.
"Sorry mate, I saw you, but the car didn't. I was expecting it to stop for me".
"Sorry mate, I saw you, but the car didn't. I was expecting it to stop for me".