Good chat up lines

[domtyler]

As well as being subtle by Fishguard standards.

Not really, he just uses that to pass time while the Rohypnol kicks in.

 

[Smokin Joe]

As well as being subtle by Fishguard standards.

Well, I am known as a bit of a smoothie round here...

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Well, I am known as a bit of a smoothie round here...

eg "Bags I have first go."

 

[Fnaar]

...and I promise no squirtin'

 

[buggi]

i always find that the line "d'ya wanna race?" makes 'em laugh, although this is probably because i'm a girl and i always challenge blokes who are obviously triathlon standard or blokes at the lights on motorbikes.

 

[ArDee]

originally posted by Longers

...Seen her on a bike too...

Cany’r ride tandem?

 

[Twenty Inch]

Just introduce yourself to her, ask her name, and ask her out.

What he said. Women admire confidence in a man. Any dithering and you're out. Don't apologise for talking to her, just be friendly and nice. And confident.

 

[longers]

Thanks for the laughs - Here's hoping I see her again.

 

[Fixedwheelnut]

"if ever I should die and be re-incarnated I'd like to come back as a pair of those shorts"

Worked for me once they were lycra but she wasn't on a bike and I already knew her so not a total stranger.
"why wait t'il then" was the reply

Having said that being confident and yourself is the biggest winner, a 'Hello' with a smile is as good a start as any.