Go on, sign up and post. Dare you!

[Aperitif]

Or a compass...

 

[Speicher]

This is all news ...... (compass points) to me.

 

[TheDoctor]

OK, I'm totally flummoxed. What /who the blinking flip is the OP on about?

 

[Dayvo]

It seems rather pointless to me! But obviously not others!

But I'm not pointing any fingers!

 

[Landslide]

Or a compass...

You'd need four points for that.

 

[Mr Pig]

You'd need four points...

And a packet of crisps?

Ehm, do you think we've put the world famous lurker off posting for life yet?

 

[TheDoctor]

Come on in, the water's lovely!

Wibble hatstand

 

[yello]

You'd need four points for that.

Not that sort of compass.

Now where did this all start? I need that sort of compass.

 

[Hilldodger]

I reckon it's Hilldodger being smug that 'he knows someone' and we don't. In a minute he'll say that this person is really famous, maybe Lance Armstrong or Bernard Hinault, but he'll only ever elude to it. It gives him a sense of importance in his deluded fanatsy world.

Shall l get my handbag?

 

[yello]

Shall l get my handbag?

Nah, get someone else's... but don't tell us whose

 

[Arch]

Just poping in for a chat? Don't be silly. How could the pope ride a bike? His long dressy things would catch in the chain and drag on the ground.

Victorian ladies managed it - you need a full chainguard and a dress guard on the rear wheel, that's all.

Rog, it's no use appealing to my Mum, she doesn't read this forum! (I hope!)

 

[KristyA]

Hello...

 

[stoatsngroats]

Hello...

hello to you!

 

[KristyA]

hello to you!

Hey!..

 

[stoatsngroats]

Hey!..

Hi!
Whatchadoin.....?

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