Get a f'ing bell you t***

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stephec

Squire
Location
Bolton
If he's walking for Jesus shouldn't he be treating others as he'd like to be treated himself, or should he have turned the other cheek?
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
Very true, I don't think they like any other road users? I've known the 'red sock, bobble hat, rambler types' moan about dog walkers, cyclists, horse riders and even cars for using the public road if they think their group has right of way.
Burn them.


Burn their faces first.
 
When someone steps in front of me suddenly, I use "Whoa!", which is not accusative, but pretty much a reflex, and it catches the attention nicely.

From my days with the Sealed Knot.... "Have a care" works for the same reason
 

Rhythm Thief

Legendary Member
Location
Ross on Wye
Very true, I don't think they like any other road users? I've known the 'red sock, bobble hat, rambler types' moan about dog walkers, cyclists, horse riders and even cars for using the public road if they think their group has right of way.

Is that your Landy on its side in your avatar? Ramblers hate green laners ... :thumbsup:
 

John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
From my days with the Sealed Knot.... "Have a care" works for the same reason

My favoured cyclepath "Excuse Me" is "Have a care sir/madam". I've oi'ed when someone has stepped into my path & there isn't time for anything more polite. I do like the Crane Bell Suzu in Brass as an audible warning though.

I think the thing to recognise is that a great many people in Britain dislike cyclists, regardless of how polite and considerate you are (or are not). You will upset some by speaking, some by using a bell, and that's just the way it is, I'm afraid.
 
Location
Rammy
IRRC the term is "audible warning device"

This is open to interpretation.....the AirZound certainly fits the bill!

I used to know someone who had a small sack of spanners that he'd kick dangling from the handle bars

he was old and eccentric.


i tend to do a road runner impersonation of 'meep meep' as it has a comical edge

I also shout 'oi' at cars, being a tall yorkshireman they can still hear me despite having the radio on. :smile:

although it did lead to an argument with a BMW since I shouted moments before ending up sat on her bonet
but she was coming the wrong way out of a very narrow one way street.
 

asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
before ending up sat on her bonet
I shouted moments before ending up sat on her bonet but she was coming the wrong way out of a very narrow one way street.

Most people would just kick a door or rip a mirror off. Sitting on the bonnet sounds a trifle eccentric.
 
@cunobelin - your first post on this thread was one of the funniest posts i've read this year....

The problem with bells and other forms of hailing (apart from the AirZound) is that pedestrians have to be as alert to them as cyclists have to be prepared to use them. I've been in many a situation on tow paths etc where despite ringing my bell nobody has actually bothered to listen out for it! And then you get grief... In France, I found that the level of awareness was a lot higher and so the bell was heard, rather than ignored.
 
I have a bell and it sometimes sounds a bit muffled. I ring from a distance, then if they don't hear because either they are deaf or wearing earphones, do it again. Then they look so surprised! Sometimes I change gear and to over a bump so they seem to notice me better then. I hate it when a whole family take the whole width of the path and don't seem to grasp that someone else might want to pass them, either way.
 

siadwell

Guru
Location
Surrey
How about a set of these

hand-sleigh-bells.jpg



and a shout of "Reindeer coming through"?
 
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