<Shudder>
Nearly thirty years ago the now Mrs Celine and myself set out to backpack the length of the Southern Upland Way from Portpatrick to Cockburnspath. This is not one of the more popular long distance walks, possibly because the few miles of lovely coastal scenery at the start is followed by interminable dull stretches on tarmac or forest roads. ("I spy with my little eye, something beginning with T...")
After two days I started suffering from terminal blisters. We decided to have a day off by only walking five km to the campsite at Loch Trool and staying there. On the way there was a section of path on a boardwalk through a deeply shady oak wood. Mrs Celine was bouncing along a few paces in front and sending up clouds of flies. Which all headed my direction. And landed on me. Oh f*** they're wasps!! I sprinted past a bemused Mrs Celine and in the process disturbed another two wasp bykes under the boardwalk, which contributed further reinforcements to the angry hoard. I ran half way across the next field before stopping to inspect the dozen or so stings on each leg, whilst the tranquility of the Galloway countryside was disturbed only by Mrs Celine laughing. She had stayed stock still then found another way out of the wood and wasn't stung once.
Loch Trool itself was delightful. I bathed my aching, stung, blistered feet and legs in its cool waters. We went back to the tent and cooked our dinner. As we started to eat it we were joined by what appeared to be every midge from the western highlands come to Galloway for their summer holidays. With no nearby pub to take refuge in we sat in the zipped up tent from 7pm.
Next morning was dull, cloudy and very still. Some camping tasks cannot be done from inside a zipped up tent, particularly taking it down and packing it up. The previous evening's midges had returned and been joined by all their friends and relatives for a breakfast feast.
We set off along a delightful path along the bank of Loch Trool. After five minutes it started to rain and pissed down all day.
We camped the night in the back garden of a pub in St John's Town of Dalry.
Next day bus to Ayr, train home to Edinburgh.
I have never felt the need to walk a long distance path since.