Full suit cycling

[ianrauk]

As long as it matches your Sky branded Pinarello then it doesn't really matter..

 

[Rob3rt]

"Full suit cycling" - classic! LMFAO

I'm off to put on my cycling suit... you can call me cycle man!

 

[smokeysmoo]

It doesn't bother Boris

 

[Cuchilo]

It doesn't bother Boris

True but he was born a twat !

 

[Big Nick]

Wear what you want but keep your speed up at all times!

 

[Dave 123]

A happy twat is much better than a nasty twunt.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Just don't want to look like a twat

That could only happen if I pass you up the hill, regardless of what you're wearing

 

[ayceejay]

No, seriously though you do look like a prat - Google satellite is amazing, and the helmet man - are you friggin serious?

 

[buggi]

there is a rule for girls when going out. Legs out or tits out... but never both unless you want to look like a tart.
Same with "cycle suits". Jersey or shorts but never both, unless you want to look like a twat.
the only time this rule does not apply is if you have the speed and physique to be able to pass yourself off as a pro.

 

[alans]

I've been told that if there were only two twats in the world I'd be both of them so I wear whatever I wish to & don't give a toss other than avoiding the "whale squeezed into a condom" appearance.

 

[mk6golf]

Funny alans as someone once said the same to me....

 

[Alex H]

I wear team kit on my Dawes Galaxy



and this is the land where everything MUST match - including the bike (mine is British Racing Green)

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

Pro team kit or normal kit

 

[Gravity Aided]

Reminds me of a story from the 70's. My mom, quite the seamstress when inspired, took in a Tshirt and added 3 pockets to the back like the real thing. I got stopped many times and asked whether the local steel mill had a cycling team.

 

[ColinJ]

Like most specialized clothing it looks rubbish off the bike [try walking around in m/cycle leathers on a hot day if you REALLY want to feel bad] but on the bike it makes sense.

I had a really embarrassing experience in a supermarket in Dolgellau ... I went in wearing full lycra kit and was just looking at some sandwiches when I heard laughter. I looked round and saw 2 middle-aged housewives pointing at my nether regions, and almost wetting themselves! I grabbed my shopping and legged it to the counter, with the sound of derisive Welsh cackling burning in my ears!