Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
Just make sure you order enough - a slice to go under the beans,
I'll give you that one.
another for a bacon sandwich to finish off the main meal
Bacon is for combining on the fork with egg.
(using the toast to mop up the egg and bean juice as you go)
This goes against the Communist Manifesto.....probably. That's the bread and butter's job.
and another slice or two with marmalade to finsh.
You're not having that one......
You can always leave off the hash browns if you don't think you've got the room. They're best left off anyway.
....but you can have that.
You'll get the hang of it....