Froome Conspiracy Theories

[byegad]

Conspiracy theories are one of the worst intellectual vices.

Besides everyone knows Froome was injured when he was pushed down the steps of the Apollo 11 lunar module by Neil Armstrong during the first moon landing.

Surely you mean the faked moon landings?

 

[KneesUp]

To fuel the fire, IF he has suffered a compound fracture which would result in blood loss, in my case a lot of blood loss, I'm surprised they didn't move him for 2 hours.

I did think that he has better colour than I do even though he has just lost 2 litres of blood - but then he lives in Monaco and rides a bike for a living, whereas I work in an office in northern England, so it could be that.

 

[yello]

I reckon Froome is naturally pale as f*ck anyway. Seems that way to me at any rate.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Here's a picture of Froome being taken to hospital. The Swiss trains run on time so it was the best way. He was holding a disco ball to stabilise the fractures.

Oh, hang on. Sorry. That actually is Jimmy Somerville.

And come to think of it, it was Thomas who crashed in Switzerland, so the Swiss trains are irrelevant.

I've just undermined my own conspiracy.

 

[yello]

Oh, hang on. Sorry. That actually is Jimmy Somerville.

It's an easy mistake to make. I mean, both may have been ramped up on amphetamines at some time or another...

 

[mjr]

Here's a picture of Froome being taken to hospital. The Swiss trains run on time so it was the best way. He was holding a disco ball to stabilise the fractures.
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That's an utter disgrace.

He put his bike in the wheelchair area. That must be the most evil thing Ineos have ever done.

 

[DRM]

Wiggo on Guitar ?


View: https://youtu.be/G6oqBztvcUw

There are rumours but nothing confirmed yet, possibly Keith Moon on drums, can’t wait

 

[pawl]

Because since retiring he’s been roman about

Both wrong it wasn’t Neil Armstrong,it was Lance Armstrong, Elvis & Glen Miller witnessed the incident & are working on a song about it, they hope it’ll be the Christmas No1

Add Lord Lucan to the list riding shergar.

 

[Lloss]

Crasher Froome as he was known in his Barlow days is a bit of a con man where accidents are concerned..

 

[Adam4868]

 

[Lloss]

Crasher is a cheat and lives in a make believe world can anbody remember his so called crash on a training ride in Monaco that nobody saw and nobody was reported he was not injured and his bike did not get a scratch.

 

[Adam4868]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Here's a picture of Froome being taken to hospital. The Swiss trains run on time so it was the best way. He was holding a disco ball to stabilise the fractures.
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Oh, hang on. Sorry. That actually is Jimmy Somerville.

And come to think of it, it was Thomas who crashed in Switzerland, so the Swiss trains are irrelevant.

I've just undermined my own conspiracy.

That testicle looks a bit swollen. He's going to need an operation for that.

 

[mjr]

That testicle looks a bit swollen. He's going to need an operation for that.

I wonder if it will inspire him to start a charity to raise awareness using yellow silicone wristbands? I hear that can be a side effect of some "treatments".

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Yes ice or unusually high temps for me. Most other weather I'm fine.