The more of these rides that I do, the more I count my lucky stars that I have been introduced to the FNRttCs. Each one of them is completely unique, the destination may be the same but the getting there is always a real life adventure, the company fantastic, a real party and an absolute privilege to be part of. And I absolutely love riding my bicycle!
I over calculated how much time I had before leaving home and started doing chores before leaving which lead to faffing about. This meant that I was late.

I wasn't the last but quite ridiculous for me to be late and I have made a big note to stop faffing and just leave earlier next time. The Safety Talk was in full swing with added vocabulary including Water which was the reason the proposed "Flight of the Folders" or rather "Bring your Brommie" Party had been called off as the prospect of 20" wheels whizzing through puddles and Fords that were potentially 36" deep would lead to too many wet feet, slippery brakes and other unnecessary hazards on a group ride. There were three rebels though which is always reassuring!
About 80 of us left Hyde Park Corner at midnight with Adrian, Andrij and User10571 leading us eastwards along the embankment out of the City towards Romford. As we headed through Essex there was a fair amount of police activity - at one point they were giving chase on foot with a helicopter above as they tried to round up a group of people for whatever reason.
Later on in Brentwood I was cycling on my own through the main street and a group of youths was walking across the whole width of the road. I began to feel somewhat unamused by this and I was becoming seriously perplexed as to what was going to happen next. About five seconds later, the group parted like the Red Sea as a police vehicle drove down the road towards me, making the group disperse to either side of the road. I was extremely happy to see this.
I volunteered to do some wayfaring and did the junction that I did on the previous Southend ride. Within two minutes a police van arrived alongside, making enquiries as to where we were going. They were suitably impressed and wished us a good night. As I was standing there, some more of the group arrived and despite me indicating they were to turn right, they sat in the left hand lane. Not the plan! So the best I could do was shout "Oi. Right! Please!" and they kindly moved over to the right hand lane. The TECs arrived and I headed off to join the rest of the group. Part of the ride took us through a lane off the main road where I found four cyclists answering calls of nature. Cycling through the Gents? I hardly knew where to look!
As we made our way through the county, the volume and decibel levels had to be heard to be believed. Girls on their nights out wearing not a lot gawping and laughing at us - well we were for the most of us in Lycra so could hardly comment.
Soon we were heading into unlit streets and were sweeping towards Stock - to take stock, obviously! The lanes were fantastic - clearly there were large puddles but only one of us road through a Ford. User10571 was waymarking a turning and I stopped to say hello. We looked back along the route and could make out the s-shaped road as cyclists lights headed towards us. He said that when he first arrived there he had the most fantastic view of seeing nothing but twinkly lights heading towards him. It was quite something, he said. Being further back, the only evidence I had seen were the snake like trails of where tyres in water had painted the proof that they were there. The mud levels were quite high around the Ford - dont tell Ianrauk but my bike needs a clean!
The Stock Stop excelled themselves yet again. One of my most favourite FNRttC Stopsies as the size of the welcoming smiles, assortment of rolls, cups of tea and home made bakewell tart are awesome. 2 cups of tea, a ham and tomato roll and two slices of bakewell tart cost the princely sum of £3. I bumped it up a bit because I felt guilty at paying so little for such a feast and kindness.
Leaving Stock I followed the others as they swooshed away. After a while it seemed rather familiar - we weren't actually swooshing away anywhere, we were doing a loop around the car park to keep warm while a tyre was repaired! A few minutes later, we were away. The sky was changing - the sunrise was quite out of this world. User10571 and Ianrauks photos capture how incredible it was and I am sure there will be others. It was truly magnificent.The noise of the birdsong was also a delight. At one point I saw a pair of Jays which even in the countryside you don't see that often.
We were soon taking in the view of Grain and then heading along the seafront. The tide was out, there were many beached boats sitting in the mud waiting for it to return and we all headed into The Rose Cafe for excellent breakfasting. The owner started taking photos of us all - I realised that if he tried to explain to his mates what his early clientbase looked like, none of them would believe him! Zigzag arrived having done the trip on his own, inhaled a full English breakfast and cycled back home doing the return trip with Ianrauk and RB155.
Martin235 was missing, GregCollins was present. Hope you are back on your wheels very soon Martin. Greg - fab that you have made such a good recovery. User13710 was doublebooked - hope the IOW randonee was a blast. The Claud was with us. Hooray! The FNRttC evolving mixture of marvellous peeps is second to none.
The train back in to Fenchurch Street was Groupsavingly excellent. The Grants headed home, AKA Bob, Andrij and I headed to LMNH. On the way we passed Boris Johnson on his own Boris Bike! His woolly hat was efficient but not exactly Assos! He gave us a wave. He ought to do a Sunday London Ride or an FNRttC to really see how rubbish the cycling structure can be for cyclists.....
LMNH was full of Slags.

Luckily cappucinos are also available. The banter was brilliant and I could have stayed there all day. I left with DZ and Wanda101, home at 3, bed at 5 for a few hours and then some food.
I say again, being on an FNRttC is an absolute joy - I am on a complete high from it all, the camaraderie, kindness, cyclingness, encouragement to push ourselves as much as we can with humour and indeed hilarity. Thank you DZ and Susie - you have opened the road for us all. My pics are here (and in the immortal words of Mark Grant "Well, Mice your pics are more pot luck than skill") something like that anyway!
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