What a finale of a ride, looked so much fun.
Rolled in to the Rose Cafe after seeing Tall Martin cycling up to the station, saw Sig and Mikee, both missing in action for a long while. Hope to see you both on a ride again soon and glad Anna had a fantastic time.
Huge breakfast was had, Ian was cleaning his shoes as the muck and trauma from the pathway was still evident. Even Clive was cleaning his S-works outside.
Ian, Andy A, Clive, Rimas and myself started the cycle back to London for the pub or home when bikes, shoes and everything had been cleaned to an acceptable standard.
Moving along the seafront the tide was out and the sun left silver trails on the sand. Boats in the distance reminded me of the first time I rode my first FNR to Southend. We came in via Leigh on Sea on the pathway with the ghostly boat poles clanging as a throng of cyclists pedalled by, lit by half light as the sun was trying to burst through the sky.
Clive's letstakeamortgageoutonyourbike Spesh was making odd clunking noises when he was riding out of the saddle but after dislodging some dirt from the pathway into Southend it seemed fine. Shame, looked like the frame was my size.
We pushed on to Hadleigh where Ross was waiting for us after seeing family and we were off again. I'd love to describe the beauties of the SMRbtL but we are talking about the Southend ride..
There was a stop at a picturesque petrol station where we asked Clive what his weight saving options were ie remove the gears, having two bottle cages were excessive and those brakes who needs those?
Everyone believes the myth that Southend is a flat ride. The route back was lumpy but I must have felt this more on the fixed. My legs didn't fall off and my knees are fine, so we're all good but if anyone tries to tell you it's flat...hit them over the head with a chainwhip.
As with all hills, you go up and then down as Ross will tell you as he rode fixed too, of the pedal controled spinning marionette legs. I'm sure it was funny to watch.
There were A roads, headwinds, sidewinds, artistically placed glass and detritis, close passing cars, road kill, all the fine things a cyclist could want.
Grays urban roundabouts were the epitome of Essex's natural wonders. There was no mouseketeering, no-one got lost.
We rode through a smart little village where they were preparing for remembrance day but its name escapes me but this is close to where Andy got a puncture. We cycled back and found him with tools out the Orange-mobile perched against the wall. It threatened to rain and drizzled as we waited for Andy to put the Marathon Plus back on. No tyre levers were used...
Machine up and running and then we popped out into another main road with the accompanying traffic buzz. I am very sorry to report that I have no mudguards, beware to those cycling behind me. There was this stretch of road that was covered in muddy water, our bikes got covered in it and Ian got mud splashes on his jacket as he was behind me. All that babywiping earlier- you should have seen his shoes. Thankfully, he didn't kill me.
Before long, after much picturesque surroundings, we were back into Greater London as signalled by red double decker buses.
A stream of papers rolled by artistically in the gusts of wind behind an open removal van in Dagenham. Fittingly, it was a copy of The Sun.
We lost Rimas for a short while just after the road that drops and passes the greenway and he emerged a short while later with streaming, itchy eyes which was hindering his cycling.
We dropped into Beckton and up and along. A headwind greeted us on our way towards the ferry as we were on the incline to get onto the fast moving road.
Cars filled the roads along the ferry route and after a short wait we got onto the Woolwich Ferry to be carried onto the proper side of London, saaarf.
Ross and Ian headed off to get home and Rimas turned off shortly after as he wasn't feeling 100% (hope your eyes are sorted ourlt R). Andy and I were left to head to All Bar One in choked up roads with intermittent road works. After constant filtering and at times being stuck behind cars through Greenwich, Deptford, Bermondsey and Lindon Bridge , we finally hit upon a mass of tourists and pedestrians at Tower Bridge which was fun to get through and speedy as you can imagine.
We got to ABO and I sat, ate and awarded myself with a cocktail. Good to see more people who I hadn't seen for years such as DesO propping up the bar and so many it would take too long to name them all.
It's been a pleasure to ride the FNRttCs with you all over the years, gutting that I wasn't able to ride the night section of the last one. We certainly went out with a bang didn't we. Sad as I am, I hope we can create new challenges and memories on future rides.
Thank you, all of you, for being part of a such a wonderful ride and big, big thanks Our Leader. Sheds a little tear*