Perhaps I could persuade Simon to split the role of TEC into TEC MAJOR & TEC MINOR. I hereby apply for the captaincy of the latter based on my limited experience of TECing the Hull ride.
Being of no great speed I am not intimidating to the slowcoaches and jollying up is nice to do. Its nice to see people giving their all without disappearing with a red doppler shift ... sadly having ten thumbs whose inability to remove a wheel is only surpassed by my inability to get the tyre back on would enable the true TEC MAJORs to really shine. I'm pretty good at holding a lamp, shouting ALL UP to no mistake and having the bonus that when I get into trouble help would be very close at hand.
So Simon will you suffer duffers who also wish to serve?
Being of no great speed I am not intimidating to the slowcoaches and jollying up is nice to do. Its nice to see people giving their all without disappearing with a red doppler shift ... sadly having ten thumbs whose inability to remove a wheel is only surpassed by my inability to get the tyre back on would enable the true TEC MAJORs to really shine. I'm pretty good at holding a lamp, shouting ALL UP to no mistake and having the bonus that when I get into trouble help would be very close at hand.
So Simon will you suffer duffers who also wish to serve?