Friday night music is criminal records

[Chris S]

This thread is for records so awful that the people who recorded them should be locked up.

I'll start with Keith Harris and Orville.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teiA9rfV9G0

 

[stephec]

I think you've already won with that one.

 

[Beebo]

One man’s criminal record is another man’s sentimental love song between a man and his very best friend.

 

[markemark]

Seems bad form to list every Coldplay song as that amount of horror could trigger people.

 

[Beebo]

Seems bad form to list every Coldplay song as that amount of horror could trigger people.

I think the thread needs clarification.
Are we looking for deliberately bad novelty records, or bad records from good artists who should know better.

 

[Drago]

Rich pickings in the early 80s.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BsF4suwvpsY&pp=ygULSGFpcmN1dCAxMDA%3D

 

[MichaelW2]

Although many rate Funky Gibbon as cruelty against animals, I like it, but The Goodies homage to glam rock is a low point.


View: https://youtu.be/kzum25lHoqE?feature=shared

 

[MichaelW2]

I would show the Red Card to every football song that showed its face in the charts.

 

[Dogtrousers]

His commanding officer, William Shatner, made some terrible records but Leonard Nimoy was no slouch it the awful song stakes.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJdXEOotzdg

Leonard Nimoy, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

 

[biggs682]

Clive Dunn - Grandad


View: https://youtu.be/6KJGJRd8pGE?si=BnisV69j0eYe6Mz0

 

[Dogtrousers]

And here the great Shat himself sings Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

I challenge you to listen to this all the way through. In fact I challenge you to last for 20 seconds.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeNPVlplLkE

 

[AndyRM]

I would show the Red Card to every football song that showed its face in the charts.

Tricky, considering how many have been adopted by supporters but liked outside football.

Fields of Athenry, Mull of Kintyre, You'll Never Walk Alone etc...

 

[markemark]

I think the thread needs clarification.
Are we looking for deliberately bad novelty records, or bad records from good artists who should know better.

Or in Coldplay's case, bad records from bad artists who think they're good.

 

[derrick]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pOFKmk7ytU

 

[PeteXXX]

Kevin Keegan ~ Head over heels in love.
I'm awarding myself an extra point for including a dodgy Man-Perm.. 👍