andy_wrx
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George Bush and Dick Cheney go out for lunch at a diner near the White House.
Cheney orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad.
Bush leans over to the Waitress and says "Honey, could I have a quickie?"
She's horrified! She says, "Mr. President, before the election you said that your administration would bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see I was wrong and I'm sorry I voted for you," and she marches off.
Cheney leans over and says "George, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE'
Cheney orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad.
Bush leans over to the Waitress and says "Honey, could I have a quickie?"
She's horrified! She says, "Mr. President, before the election you said that your administration would bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see I was wrong and I'm sorry I voted for you," and she marches off.
Cheney leans over and says "George, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE'