Freak cycling accident. View with caution.

[Mr Phoebus]

Mr Kriplin does make exceedingly good stakes.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

He's a lot luckier than that woman in 'The Evil Dead' with her tree experience.

 

[dragon72]

I might log a complaint to the mods about this thread

 

[Crackle]

Did it say where he was riding. Blue Ridge mountains of Virginia?

 

[mickle]

These puns are getting pineful.

 

[just jim]

He'll soon have enough for a faggot.

 

[just jim]

I think we ought to amputate, but perhaps we should conifer first.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

He's put on a brave face for the camera, but I'll bet his nerves are still on hedge.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: Him.

 

[Crackle]

Go on, you can do the rabbit but I bet you can't do a stick insect.......

 

[Mr Phoebus]

The one time he actually wants to feel a right prune.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Which root did he take?

 

[Crackle]

I think he looks a bit gnarly myself.

 

[Crackle]

It could be a clever set-up I suppose. The actor looks a bit wooden.

 

[Crackle]

I think he should branch out into comedy with that face.