Frank Schleck

[oldroadman]

I quite like the Schlecks because they remind me a little of the animated characters in Les Triplettes de Belleville.

I am therefore pretty sure that they don't dope and never would.

Also, the greatest ignominy for a car manufacturer is to be rescued from the abyss by Renault... so why would they then want to sponsor a pro-cycling team. A dirty rider wouldn't go to Nissan (or Datsun, as we used to say). Which suggests he's clean.

Also.... Two bothers in the same team... I think that's quite funny. So he's clean. Got to be.

I hope that clears up this whole messy and unfortunate misunderstanding.

 

[johnr]

+1

 

[Flying_Monkey]

Excellent!

 

[thom]

Caption competition ?

 

[DogTired]

Caption competition ?

Dolphin 1: Always thought there was something fishy about those 2.
Or
Dolphin 2: Not the first time Franks been up before the beak.
Or
Dolphin 1: If only Andy rode with as much porpoise.
Or
Andy: Hands up who thinks Frank's innocent?
Dolphin 1&2: Errr
Or
Dolphin 1: They shave their armpits too? How gay is that!
Or
Dolphin 1: Frank/Andy, no it's easy enough to learn how to swim - its as easy as falling off a bike.
Or
Dolphin 1: Weird no-one wears a yellow wrist band now, eh?
Or
Dolphin 1: Yeah but do you think Lance really doped?
Dolphin 2: Yep.

 

[johnr]

Caption competition ?

Schleck 1: What was in the stuff Brunyeel gave those two?
Schleck 2: Dunno. But he's asked me if we want jobs in the synchronised swimming team he's starting if the CAS case goes pear shaped.
Lance (for it is he): Nike told me these skin suits were exclusive.
Other dolphin: Pi$$ off, loser.

 

[DogTired]

Caption competition ?

Dolphin 1: Blimey they're skinny. We should be throwing them a fish.
OR
Dolphin 2: No its not. If it was Lance he'd be walking on it.
OR
Dolphin 1: Franks only excited cos its the first time in ages he's been in cold water.

I'm here all week! Try the beef! Or at least say you did Alberto...