the York to Hull ride is one of my favourites. It has the advantage of being a nice recce ride - not something you can say about all of them - and I'd recommend it to anybody looking for a daytime outing.
York scores highly on rail connections, but, over and above that, the Minster beats all the other start points, and the ride out of town is pleasant and very, very short. I think we're out of the streetlights in about three miles.
Hull's not too shabby either. We're very fortunate with Cafe Pasaz, and the ride in to town is really splendid. We went down one street that was looking beaten up by the recession, but we also went down broad avenues with good planting distinguished by white telephone boxes - a sort of nicer version of Epsom.
The towns along the way aren't as pretty as the villages on the York to Cleethorpes route, but they have character. Chief amongst these is Goole, cut up by railway tracks and water, all at the same level. Goole's docks aren't just along the waterfront like Felixstowe - they're in the town, just as they used to be in London. For the short time that it's in port a ship takes its place amongst the buildings.
Goole's bridges, and the one across the Trent at Keadby never disappoint. They've been made. No fancydan designer curves (sorry, Swansea), no stainless steel, no cappuccino wood, just big fruity rivets and lots of clanking. By and large the FNRttC takes over towns. When we go through Horsham or Horley, for that brief time the town is ours. That doesn't happen in Goole - it's too got too strong a character. We remain, in the best sense of the word, tourists.
In between we have an alluvial plain, kept more or less dry by drains. Every low tide the East Riding and Lincolnshire discharges water in to the estuary, and every high tide the gates on drains, flanked by huge sea walls keep the sea at bay. It's rich soil, and, rolling down those flat roads that follow drainage patterns set a century ago, you can almost hear things growing. The near absence of hedges on the Isle of Axholme makes the sea wall even more dramatic - on the one side a great berm with millions of gallons of water pressed up against it, and on the other, nothing, or nearly nothing, for as far as the eye can see, which is a considerable way.
In 2011 we had clear skies, and the Isle of Axholme was lit by a yellow moon. This year clouds hid the moon, but reflected the light from towns and villages in a manner more subtle than Joseph Wright of Derby, but no less affecting. I don't think I noticed Eggborough's cooling towers last year, but I certainly did on at three o'clock on Saturday morning, the power station's lights, beamed back by the cloud, did, investing in the great yoghourt pots a spectral yellow glow, impressive twenty miles distant.
Nothing becomes the Bay Horse as much as the surprise. It's in such a quiet part of the world (scarcely less quiet by day) that arriving is a little like arriving at a friend's house. That's how it feels when we go in. It's as if Lindsey has invited us round for tea. Which, of course, she has. I did shoosh people out, but I had the weather map at the back of my mind, and the thought that the sooner we crossed the Trent and started northward the better our chances were of keeping away from the rain that was, apparently, falling in stair rods to the southeast of Scunthorpe.
All in all, then, a night to remember fondly. The dry weather and flat roads are, as Miranda says, an aid to conversation. We chatted our way down to Howden, riding, for the most part two abreast. Once past Goole I stretched the ride out to stagger our arrival at the Bay Horse, and, just as last year, rode back a way to watch the lights coming toward me across the open fields. We resumed in style, although one of our number, tiring, opted for an escort to Scunthorpe railway station. The three hills, barely hills, were surmounted in fine style, the bridge crossed without difficulty (I'd struggled on the recce ride) and we drifted to a halt outside Hull's sweetest bistro bang on time. Breakfast despatched, Jehovah's Witnesses engaged, we set to drinking Peroni. I scarcely remember the train ride back, but I do know that when we arrived at Kings Cross it was raining, and, hooray, the restored weekend Thameslink service was there to take us back to dear old South London.
So (and this is where I get everything so very wrong) thankyou Dave, Martin, Susie, Andrew, Marcus, Martin, Alan, TJ, Adam, Adrian and all for service at the back, and especially to Adam for the reprise of his rescue mission. Thankyou Andrew, Charlie, Miranda, Adrian, Grahame, and many others for Wayfinding, and thankyou Susie for having the lightest bike. I'd been a bit down about the number of cancellations (and fearful that we would finally wear out our welcome at Cafe Pasaz), but, however small the ride, the quality was top-notch.
Whether we do it again next year I don't know. We had 34 this year, down from 42 last year and 53 the year before. If anybody fancies taking on the role of FNRttC Northeast Propagandist, then please let me know - I wrote to cycling clubs in and around the East Riding and Lincolnshire and didn't get so much as an acknowledgment, but perhaps there's another angle that one can try in the hope of breaking through. Mike E drummed up a big crowd for York to Cleethorpes, so it\'s got to be do-able.
And Vernon! That is a seriously cool bit of kit!