so.......another year, and the third Fridays trip to France. Just the nineteen of us at Hyde Park Corner, and a young woman offering me a passport. It turned out that Stephen and Ingrid had ridden down to Newhaven without Stephen's passport. They'd re-booked on to our ferry crossing (LD Lines setting aside its maximum number of bikes, of which more later), and we were to deliver the passport to them. That sorted we set off in to a mild night, running down through Mitcham, South Croydon and Purley where we picked up the A23. We'd suffered a blown tyre in Chelsea, repaired by Big Martin while Miranda and User10571 nipped round to Miranda's place to pick up a spare, but...other than that, it was a very smooth trip. We negotiated the switch to the right at the M23 slip (yours truly doing his roadblock bit) and rolled through Redhill and Horley before picking up a police tail just north of Gatwick. I stopped, hailed them, explained that we were on our way to Paris, they relaxed, and we took the Surprise in to Departures - quite like old times. Costalotta Coffee did the deed (some of us sneaked away to Caffe Nero) and we were back on the road again by 3.40.
And on, south along the B2036 before branching off to Turners Hill, arriving just before dawn. The mild night made for an almost restful descent to Ardingly and one couldn't help but wonder 'where would we rather be?' as the sun lit up Slugwash Lane.
The byways to Cooksbridge were as delightful as ever. Jenny led us along with the breeze at our backs. Even the climb to Lewes lacked the bite of last year, and, while we saw a few crazies coming the other way on the Piddinghoe road, it wasn't near as busy as I remembered.
There was a reason for this - we'd made good time, pulling in to Newhaven at 6.45. The Captain's Table wasn't open, so we took a chance on the caff in Newhaven Harbour. Not the greatest of breakfasts, but not the worst either. Susie offered the passport to passing men, but, happily, none accepted before Stephen arrived to claim it.
On to the ferry. I slept while the grown-ups partied. Rumours of alcoholic derring-do began to circulate, and when Big Martin, Long Martin, Els, Ian and Andy set off from the ferry terminal some of us wondered whether this might end in tears. Eleven went on to Saint-Saens - Susie, Stuart, Olaf, Mika, Miranda, Jenny, Stephen, Ingrid, Georgios and Sahar. Nine of us stopped at the same small cafe in Torcy as last year, and, once again, had ham sandwiches and coffee, while Georgios and Sahar, with fifty miles to cover before their overnight stop, went on.
We rolled along the D154, following the sweetly pastured Varenne valley to Saint-Saen, the breeze still behind us, getting in to town about six, and meeting up again at (yes) the same restaurant for spaghetti bolognese. Saint-Saens is so pretty it's almost silly. There's half-timbering, florid stonework, a square in front of a church clearly carved by masons on mescaline, kitchen gardens and soft woodland pressing in from the valley sides. All of which makes for a good night's sleep.
When we woke the valley sides were obscured by mist, coming down to, perhaps, a hundred foot above our heads. Susie and I rendezvoused with the others and, once again, we ambled along D-roads almost devoid of traffic. After Saveaumare (no licky dog this time) we rose up on to a flat limestone plateau, cut, from time to time, by valleys similar to the Varenne. The plateau was given over to corn, scattered with villages, each with its own church, each church with it's extravagant spire, and, thus, we went from spire to spire, meeting Georgios and Sahar at Fleury-le-Floret, and then stopping for another ham sandwich and another coffee at Morgny, at, yes, the self-same boulangerie that we stopped at in 2011.
Then on to Gisors, stopping for group photographs at an old watermill, and, from Gisors on to the dreaded D915.
Which, it must be said, was nothing like as intimidating as last year - just not very pleasant. We were pretty content up to the Georgios' fateful pedal incident. For a while it looked as if he was going to make it to Paris, but he was looking more and more pale, and we stopped at Marines, where he iced the wound in the restaurant.
Enter, stage left, Big Martin and Andy. They'd chased us across half of Normandy, Big Martin gamely hanging on to Andy's back wheel. So, thirteen of us dined in Marines, but Sahar and George went on to their hotel by taxi, and we, remaining eleven, went back on to the D915 to Cergy-Pontoise, and across the bridge over the Oise in to Greater Paris. There followed seventeen miles of dinning traffic, first through some of the most unlovely suburbs one can imagine, then through the more genteel parts around Corneille, and then in to metropolitan Neiuilly and then in to Haussmann territory, fetching up at the Arc de Triomphe about 6.30. I led a small posse around the Arc and along the Boulevard Haussmann to past the Gare Saint-Lazaire to the Magenta where we went our separate ways - Susie and I to the Crowne Plaza, which is not all bad.
The meal (and the waiters) at Brasserie Flo is worth a report all of its own. Suffice to say we made our way back to the hotel, slept fitfully, rose at a quarter to seven, had the pretty competent business breakfast, rode to the Gare de Nord and caught the quarter past nine train. We were home by half past eleven. It's an odd thing, unwinding an adventure with a fast train or plane, but watching the highlights of the Tour softened the impact.
I've done this trip for the last time. The ride to Newhaven is sweet, and the journey from Dieppe to Saint-Saens and Gisors is delightful, but the rest is dull and riding in to Paris just isn't smart. Maybe we'll combine Haute-Normandie with La-Manche next year, but, as far as this particular ride is concerned, the box is ticked.