I was doing really well with the sea food diet until I discovered that you're not meant to eat all the food you see.
That reminds me of a time I went into the office at a place I used to work.
There was a girl in there who was a lovely girl, but not the sharpest tool in the box.
She mentioned to me that she was on a diet, so I replied, "what, a see food diet?"
She answered, "no, I don't really like fish," with a completely straight face.
As I walked out the door I could hear the office manager say, "Becci, when he said see food diet he didn't really mean....."