Look, not everyone can look good in lycra but don't let it put you off. In my mid 40s and in the region of 17 stone of pure flab, I'm the kind of Adonis that lycra was invented for. I won't laugh at you for not being able to pull it off (if you see what I mean).
Seriously, why anyone would venture out on a road saddle without padding is beyond me. Also, the wicking properties and lack of flapping are worth the possible embarrassment. Until i read this thread I hadn't consider that wearing stretchy stuff on a flat bar bike was an even bigger faux-pas so I'll just have to live with the fact I'm a social pariah and fashion disaster.