Favourite film quotes

[Tetedelacourse]

"Hi, I'm Candy"

"I'm sure you are"

Highlander.

Sacrilege!

"Hi, I'm Candy"

"Of course you are"[/QUOTE]

Nice one!!! You Spanish Peacock.[/QUOTE]

Don't get me started.

You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dungheap![/QUOTE]

At least I have knowledge of my potential. [/QUOTE]

In that case, I apologise for calling your wife a bloated warthog ha ha ha.

 

[Big Bren]

"I apologise for saying that your wife looked like a bloated warthog, and I bid you good day!"

Bren

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Glenmorangie all round methinks.

 

[Melvil]

Crocodile Dundee:

'That's not a knife...'

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Don't move pal. Don't even breathe

 

[Mr Phoebus]

If your head comes away from your neck, it's over!

 

[fuzzy29]

Naked Gun Nice Beaver!

Yes, I've just had it stuffed.

Hot Fuzz I like a bit of girl on girl action!

Bubba Ho-Tep Don't f*ck with the king!

 

[Slowgrind]

Like some tea Mr. Bwaiffwaiy?
Bruce Lee, Enter The Dragon.

 

[Big Bren]

"Are you a faggot Nash?"

"Why - you cruising for a piece of ass?"

Or

"Where you from Nash?"

"Lots of different places."

Bren

 

[graham56]

The Godfather

"I`m going to make him an offer he can`t refuse"

 

[hairyhippy]

Mr Jolly Lives Next Door:

"Never ever bloody anything ever. I live my life by the rule."

"Nicholas, some of these toilets have got taps on."

"Just 'coz my name is Jolly doesn't mean I have to be Jolly all the f*cking time."

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Like some tea Mr. Bwaiffwaiy?
Bruce Lee, Enter The Dragon.

Class, also "Mr Woper, don't con me"

 

[papercorn2000]

"Aren't you a bit short for a stormtrooper?"

"People scare easier when they're dyin'" (Henry Fonda in Once Upon a Time in the West)

"The horror, the horror" in fact, just about every line from Apocalypse Now

"That'll never fit" Lesbian Vampires 3

" Oooh, ooh, it DOES fit!" As above!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Kelly's Heroes:

Crapgame: Hey, Oddball, this is your moment of glory. And you're chickening out!
Oddball: To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three tigers.

Oddball: Hi, man.
Big Joe: What are you doing?
Oddball: I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know.
Big Joe: What's happening?
Oddball: Well, the tank's broke and they're trying to fix it.
Big Joe: Well, then, why the hell aren't you up there helping them?
Oddball: [chuckles] I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work.
Big Joe: Christ!
Oddball: Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.

 

[Big Bren]

Pulp Fiction:

"Don't Jimmy me Jules. Don't ****ing Jimmy me!"

Bren