To go back to the beginning...I saw this and laughed out loud. You think that TV broadcasters have legions of technical whizz-kids measuring every bit of film with a micrometer screw guage, but, actually, late at night, it's one muppet in a small room, watching porn on the video and smoking a dooby.
Like when they played The Babe's drama (starring Timothy Spall and Brenda Blethyn, so no small deal) and put the wrong tape in the machine. And didn't notice for 90 minutes. And didn't answer the phone.....