Extreme 'Walting' ( American style )

[Racing roadkill]

'Walting' taken to the extreme, with hilarious consequences.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

 

[Nibor]

It's Paul Blart.

 

[Racing roadkill]

It's Paul Blart.

On Acid.

 

[Tin Pot]

'Walting' taken to the extreme, with hilarious consequences.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Unreal.

 

[Crackle]

What? Translation please.

 

[Tin Pot]

What? Translation please.

You need to read the link, an explanation undermines it.

Get a tea and a biscuit first.

 

[ufkacbln]

Strangely enough, it's to do with porky pies.

Surely eating pies is worse than biscuits?

 

[AndyRM]

Can't you just tell us? If I eat any more biscuits I'll be getting fatter.

View: https://youtu.be/jCcFu2QGOdw?t=9

 

[ufkacbln]

 

[swee'pea99]

"I have to face unruly shoppers every day"

Hence:

"I am writing a proposal to replace our current Mossberg-Smith armament with the following:

• 3) MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights;
• 2) G36 rifles using SS109 rounds;
• 3) Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig
• 1) PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308
• 1) Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case we lose power in the building.
• 3) Glock 27 backup guns
• 3) Kahr P-9 holdouts"

Best to be on the safe side, eh?

 

[ianrauk]

"I have to face unruly shoppers every day"

Hence:

"I am writing a proposal to replace our current Mossberg-Smith armament with the following:

• 3) MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights;
• 2) G36 rifles using SS109 rounds;
• 3) Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig
• 1) PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308
• 1) Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case we lose power in the building.
• 3) Glock 27 backup guns
• 3) Kahr P-9 holdouts"

Best to be on the safe side, eh?

"phased-plasma rifle in the 40-watt range