Explain the pics on this tube?

[lozcs]

Bought a new tube today - anyone have any idea what the hell these pics mean on the box??

Been bugging me all day!

 

[qwiksilver]

the bottom right means shave your head and shoot lazzzzzzer beams from your eyes to seal the tyre to the rim lol

 

[gaz]

From left to right and top to bottom.

1. fit/remove old inner tube.
2. use a tube that fits your tyre
3. make sure the tyre is seated properly on the rim before pumping
4. pump a little and check that the tyre is still properly mounted on the rim.

 

[Andy84]

Top two are showing how to put the tube in the rim.

The bottom two are not to trap the tube in the tyre, then pump up only to 15 psi before visually checking round both sides of the tyre that the tube isn't pinched between the tyre wall and rim

 

[Andy84]

I was nearly there!

 

[Peteaud]

Is this an inner tube or a sex toy.

 

[jamsarnie]

This thread could have gone the insane, fun route, or the sensible route.

I half wanted the madness..

 

[lozcs]

pft.

Even with the ezplanations I still don't see it... 1st picture yeah - but not the rest!

 

[ufkacbln]

the bottom right means shave your head and shoot lazzzzzzer beams from your eyes to seal the tyre to the rim lol

Not entirely true... It obviously suggests using a Robot for this task

 

[Rezillo]

Well, it's fairly obvious:

The first one shows that you should always throw your boomerang from the southwest - this one seems to be a bit of an interloper in the context of the next three pictures. It probably arose from a mistranslation, given that the word for boomerang and magnifying glass is only one character out in Chinese.
The second shows the correct size of bike clip to wrap round your magnifying glass.
The third shows the danger of bike clip misalignment should it be incorrectly fitted round the magnifying glass.
The fourth shows a robot spot welding the now correctly aligned bike clip into position.

The end result - an attractive cycling-related gift for a visually impaired friend.

John