Excellent Put downs of the rich and famous

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Along the same lines, Peter Cooke; on hearing a braying muppet (who would surely be shot come the revolution) saying to a young waitress "Do you know who I am?" stood up and shouted "This man has forgotten who he is. Does anyone here know who this man is?"

 

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I like this from our very own Mr Mag00:-

deadly dull track racing ???
perhaps you shouldnt be watching it from inside your own small colon!