Ever had a present you hated?

[Dave7]

Haven't we got this thread already?
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/ever-had-a-present-you-hated.246180/

Thanks. It did ring a bell so did a search but couldn't find anything.
Mods.....feel free to merge or scrap.j

 

[Dave7]

Is chlamydia a gift?

Depends who you got it from

 

[HLaB]

Every year I am given cheap socks, lights and pumps. The socks are very useful for commuting and very much appreciated. I have better and more reliable lights and pumps though that I'd rather carry so those are appreciated in a different way

 

[nickyboy]

Is chlamydia a gift?

It's the gift that keeps on giving

 

[PeteXXX]

Is chlamydia a gift?

I that David Beckham's latest aftershave?

 

[Drago]

A Wet Wet Wet CD. I mean, I'm such a rabid rocker that even my dog is called Lemmy, and someone thought I'd like Wet Wet Wet.

 

[AndyRM]

A Wet Wet Wet CD. I mean, I'm such a rabid rocker that even my dog is called Lemmy, and someone thought I'd like Wet Wet Wet.

Did you shed a tear when you unwrapped it?

 

[tom73]

A ward Mrs 73 once worked on they used ward funs to buy small gifts for patients on Christmas day.
They just picked one out at random so one guy ended up with a pair of socks. Problem was he was a double above knee amputee.
Luck had it he found it funny.

 

[Smokin Joe]

The late MiL thought that because I'm Irish I must be a Daniel O'Donnell fan and every Xmas and birthday she got me one of his CDs. I can't stand the bloke, he makes Des O'Connor look like the wild man of rock.

 

[Dayvo]

Is chlamydia a gift?

Come again!

 

[Drago]

I remember many moons back when I was in the police...recovering from surgery, so I'd been packed off to work in the control room (kicking and screaming).

Anyway, there was a secret Satan thing. Me being new and on a temporary billet didn't partake. I'm glad I didn't, because some mystery benefactor bought one of the girls a dildo. There was an almighty kerfuffle and Professional Standards launched an investigation, and I was the only person immediately in the clear. Lesson learned.

 

[slowmotion]

Chili chocolate. It's vile. I honestly thought it was a practical joke.

 

[Sharky]

I remember many moons back when I was in the police...recovering from surgery, so I'd been packed off to work in the control room (kicking and screaming).

Anyway, there was a secret Satan thing. Me being new and on a temporary billet didn't partake. I'm glad I didn't, because some mystery benefactor bought one of the girls a dildo. There was an almighty kerfuffle and Professional Standards launched an investigation, and I was the only person immediately in the clear. Lesson learned.

Those secret snata things can be quite cruel. We had a lass in our office who had a bit of a reputation for always being on the phone. The gift for her that year was a telephone extension cable. Everybody laughed, but I'm not sure it was appreciated by the receiver.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Haven't we got this thread already?
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/ever-had-a-present-you-hated.246180/

Thanks. It did ring a bell so did a search but couldn't find anything.
Mods.....feel free to merge or scrap.j

Merging

 

[Chris S]

I got some purple muscle relaxing bubble-bath. It turns the water blood red. It's not very relaxing.