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GentleBenn
Veteran
- Location
- wales
I remember coming back from Cardiff one year ,after watching wales play,this was when the kick off's used to be at 2:30.
Got in Cardiff for 11 am,remember game starting and me watching with one hand over my eye,trying to focus,the next thing i know im in a club,cant find the boy's' i dont know what time it is and i can hardly stand,time to go !
Get's a taxi' it drops me off at my house...only i've moved the week before
,had to walk 2 miles (really windy and raining) to my new house (2 steps forward 3 back),finally get there,cant find my key,i see a light on upstairs,bang the door shouting for my missus, no answer, so(brilliant idea) i think i'll break in,smashes a window,crawls in and goes straight to bed !
Next thing i know im being hit around the head and there's this awful screaming noise!
The missus has come home ,seen the kitchen window smashed and glass all over the kitchen,her and her sister bravely go through the house and find muggins here sprawled on the bed ,farting and snoring !
Next day was the hangover from hell with some diy and a couple of bollocking's thrown in for good measure !
Got in Cardiff for 11 am,remember game starting and me watching with one hand over my eye,trying to focus,the next thing i know im in a club,cant find the boy's' i dont know what time it is and i can hardly stand,time to go !
Get's a taxi' it drops me off at my house...only i've moved the week before
,had to walk 2 miles (really windy and raining) to my new house (2 steps forward 3 back),finally get there,cant find my key,i see a light on upstairs,bang the door shouting for my missus, no answer, so(brilliant idea) i think i'll break in,smashes a window,crawls in and goes straight to bed !Next thing i know im being hit around the head and there's this awful screaming noise!
The missus has come home ,seen the kitchen window smashed and glass all over the kitchen,her and her sister bravely go through the house and find muggins here sprawled on the bed ,farting and snoring !
Next day was the hangover from hell with some diy and a couple of bollocking's thrown in for good measure !
Flying_Monkey
Recyclist
- Location
- Odawa
My best one in recent years was taking a friend around some of the sleazier parts of Tokyo. We were already way past gone when we ended up in the infamous Gas Panic bar in Shibuya. After buying a couple more beers we realised that every single person in the place apart from us appeared to be either a junior yakuza (gangster) or a prostitute. Nevertheless we still managed to get even more hammered, and chat to a few of the girls who kept being forcibly removed when the yakuza realised we weren't going to be buying anything from them. At about 3am, I then decided it would be a really good idea to try to walk back to my flat on the other side of Tokyo (about 10 miles and several hills away). We got about half a mile before I fell into a hedge and we ended up sleeping on a bench in what, when we woke up at about 7 in the morning, we found out was the outside play area of a toyshop...
A few of mine
Got arrested for vagrancy (not charged thank gawd) for being found asleep in a garden hedge, was reported by the householder
Fell out of a first floor window as was so drunk, didn't realise it was open when I went to lean on it. Luckily nice big flower bed and bushes below, apparently didn't even let go of the can of booze.
Wife took pic of me collapsed on the floor tousers round my ankles after falling off the toilet whilst have a number 2, very messy
Dislocated kneecap after jumping off a routemaster bus whilst drunk, didn't realise the bus was going so fast, jumped off straight into a parked car.
Was hanging off a tube train strap whilst 3 sheets, fell asleep standing up, of course then fell down giving me a really nice black eye after hitting my face on one of the seat armrests.
Got arrested for vagrancy (not charged thank gawd) for being found asleep in a garden hedge, was reported by the householder
Fell out of a first floor window as was so drunk, didn't realise it was open when I went to lean on it. Luckily nice big flower bed and bushes below, apparently didn't even let go of the can of booze.
Wife took pic of me collapsed on the floor tousers round my ankles after falling off the toilet whilst have a number 2, very messy
Dislocated kneecap after jumping off a routemaster bus whilst drunk, didn't realise the bus was going so fast, jumped off straight into a parked car.
Was hanging off a tube train strap whilst 3 sheets, fell asleep standing up, of course then fell down giving me a really nice black eye after hitting my face on one of the seat armrests.
Flying_Monkey
Recyclist
- Location
- Odawa
User76 said:When we were stationed in Belize, I spent some time on St Georges Key (I think, it was the 'adventure training one if any ex-squaddies remember it) on New Years Eve. The afternoon of the 30th a research ship turned up, and was full of nubile young aquaologists, or whatever they are called
I remember the off-duty squaddies in Belize - St Pedro and Caye Caulker... and not with much pleasure. Mind you it was nubile young archeologists that saved me. We were in the only dive in town in a place on the border with Guatemala - San Ignacio, that was it. The undercover cops were drinking with the drug-smugglers at the bar. I met up with these lovely your archeologists (from San Diego, I think) and some ludicrous white rasta who grew grass on the edge of town. We got incredibly drunk and stoned and one particularly nice archeologist had to carry me home, which didn't do much for my chances of pulling.
